This is Kennedy Fulton reporting live from this paper. I am rather bubbly, quiet, and too awesome for anyone to handle. I really love Marvel, especially Captain America. My parents, Tarsha and Anthony, had me naturally birthed from Earth 616 on September 16, 2003. My favorite quote is from April Ludgate: “Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge.”
Read Kennedy’s story, “Ole Linconton.”